everytwelvehornets:

did you even try at all oh my god

everytwelvehornets:

did you even try at all oh my god

nyehs:

Goodbye

nyehs:

Goodbye

gypsyrose27:

bairfoot:

my kind of book


I could write a book about this.

gypsyrose27:

bairfoot:

my kind of book

I could write a book about this.

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

askneppy:

multipack:

row row row your boat gently away from me

Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick