percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

realitytvgifs:

Happy Earth Day!

dogs99999:

In 5th grade I was supposed to have a sleepover at this girl’s house and after about maybe two hours there she said “do you hear the voices? There’s demons here” and I immediately called my mom to pick me up

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

5sos-official:

we all have small penises sorry ladies

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here