u ever think u want apple juice but then u get a glass and u aint feelin it anymore
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
my favorite part about new years is waking up and realizing that nothing has fucking changed
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
What was the greatest moment in sports history?
Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.